Jacked from just about everyone ...

If my life was a fandom....

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Did you see on IMDb that Sean Astin's trying to get to direct the Fantastic Four movie? Aw, come on, movie studio, give a guy a chance.

And also, starting to read Dude, Where's My Country and watching Bush attempt to construct a coherent sentence during a State of the Union address on the same damn day makes you want to combine the two, go to the White House, and fling the book at his head. Two great tastes that royally piss you off, taste great together.

I think I need to go to the Holocaust museum this weekend just to remind myself what happens when a country writes bigotry onto the books.

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( What a real speech looks like. )

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Um, hi. I'm trollprincess's brain.

She can't come to the LiveJournal right now, as she walked into the apartment and her entire muscular system shut down. Trust me, you don't want to know how I got across the room and onto the keyboard. Or what I'm using to type.

Anyway, please leave a message after the mournful, overworked wail.

*mooooooooaaaaaaaan*

The things you find when surfing movie reviews ...

Re: "The Butterfly Effect"

You have to, if not love, at least not mind a movie in which the very act of Ashton Kutcher reading is enough of a cosmic trauma to rip a hole in the fabric of space-time. -- Dennis Lim, Village Voice

*snerk*

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Just so you know, after five minutes of searching Google for the most recent news I could muster, I learned that it is obscene but not illegal to engage in carnal acts with an animal in Ohio. Just so you know what they WILL allow in Ohio before you click the link.

EDIT: Okay, you know what? I have the following to say regarding this BS.

My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. Britney Spears. Who Wants to Marry A Multi-Millionaire? People who have their dogs marry. Elizabeth Taylor. Las Vegas. Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra. Anyone who thinks the dresses on this site are lovely. The Bachelorette wedding. People who get hitched underwater/while skydiving/during Metallica concerts. The fact that Michael Jackson was ever issued a marriage license when he looks more like a white woman than a black man.

Okay, I'm done.

For now.

*seethes*