Fic rec

I remember a time, long before he started to do things wrong in season six, where Joss could do no wrong for me. And I didn't start to hate it because I loved Spike, or because I loved Spike and Buffy together. I started to hate it because it became a big game of "Who can we torture this week?" and you know what? There are more original ways to entertain an audience.

Say, like this. When I was still on BAPS, and this story came up, I hoped liked crazy it'd happen. So much for that. *annoyed sighs*

Go. Read. Awwwwwww.

A quote I love ...

LUCIUS (cont.)
. . . for several decades [the Key] was a very comfortable chair.

DAWN (scrunches her face)
Monks sat on me?

LUCIUS (sheepish)
Well, only the abbot.

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There is no possible way to describe how very, very broke I am right now.

Well, maybe through interpretive dance.

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What I've learned today ...

1.) If your snoring registers on the Richter scale, don't fall asleep on the bus.
2.) The second you feel grateful that warmer weather will melt the leftover winter snow and ice is the exact same second you will find the last patch of ice left on the planet and use it to defy gravity.
3.) The size of the bruise on your ass when you slam it against the pavement is proportional x4 to the size of any buttons might be attached to your jeans.
4.) The reason your mother tells you to always wear clean underwear is because you might get into an accident.
5.) Wet denim feels gross against your butt when you don't wear underwear.