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[apocalypsos]

What I've learned today ...

1.) If your snoring registers on the Richter scale, don't fall asleep on the bus.
2.) The second you feel grateful that warmer weather will melt the leftover winter snow and ice is the exact same second you will find the last patch of ice left on the planet and use it to defy gravity.
3.) The size of the bruise on your ass when you slam it against the pavement is proportional x4 to the size of any buttons might be attached to your jeans.
4.) The reason your mother tells you to always wear clean underwear is because you might get into an accident.
5.) Wet denim feels gross against your butt when you don't wear underwear.

Comments

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

....you don't wear underwear under jeans? doesn't that chafe?

Re:

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I'd think that it would if they're tight jeans... but if they're a bit looser, probably not.

(Note to self: TP doesn't wear undies with jeans... *Billions of widely-varying dirty thoughts dance through my head*)

pantsu?

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

....so I'm not the only one? Now, I just need a decent pic of TP, to make sure she's not really a retired plumber named Rusty living in Oregon with missing fingers and such.

*wonders if it's a common thing or just for special occasions*

Re: pantsu?

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I've actually met the little troll, and she is indeed a short little female Gidgety person. And cute.

Re: pantsu?

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I remember seeing a photo of her somewhere, and she does fit that description...

Could be worse...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

You could be wearing wet slacks. At least denim does not look so ovbiously wet.

If it makes you feel better? My brakes did not brake, and I took out a stop sign.