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apocalypsosWhat I've learned today ...
1.) If your snoring registers on the Richter scale, don't fall asleep on the bus.
2.) The second you feel grateful that warmer weather will melt the leftover winter snow and ice is the exact same second you will find the last patch of ice left on the planet and use it to defy gravity.
3.) The size of the bruise on your ass when you slam it against the pavement is proportional x4 to the size of any buttons might be attached to your jeans.
4.) The reason your mother tells you to always wear clean underwear is because you might get into an accident.
5.) Wet denim feels gross against your butt when you don't wear underwear.
1.) If your snoring registers on the Richter scale, don't fall asleep on the bus.
2.) The second you feel grateful that warmer weather will melt the leftover winter snow and ice is the exact same second you will find the last patch of ice left on the planet and use it to defy gravity.
3.) The size of the bruise on your ass when you slam it against the pavement is proportional x4 to the size of any buttons might be attached to your jeans.
4.) The reason your mother tells you to always wear clean underwear is because you might get into an accident.
5.) Wet denim feels gross against your butt when you don't wear underwear.
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Could be worse...
Date: 2004-02-07 12:19 pm (UTC)If it makes you feel better? My brakes did not brake, and I took out a stop sign.