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I don't think I should be allowed to read IMDb's movie briefs anymore. Apparently, David Gest, Liza Minelli's ex, is going to get married to Diana Ross. Yes, that Diana Ross. Look, pal, you can argue against being gay all you want, and marrying every gay icon on the planet doesn't make you gay ... but it helps.

And also, IMDb news writers, Debra Messing did not "inadvertantly" reveal she's having a baby boy by buying blue baby clothes. It's not like you have to slam an itty bitty penis onto the counter at the baby store before they'll sell you anything blue, you know. Sheesh.

Hee. I love "The Poseidon Adventure".

And I love the Irwin Allen Crappy-Special-Effects-Makeup-to-Severe-Injuries Ratio. For example ...

Entire bottle of ketchup spread liberally over a character's chest=all of their internal organs now lying in a big pile about ten feet away.

I learn a lot from Irwin Allen movies. Like always wearing matching hot pants under every outfit just in case of emergency. And also, small precocious children without the benefit of being mute should be dropped into propeller shafts.

Bam! Gene Hackman! Superpriest!

Still watching "The Poseidon Adventure" ...

You know what I love? How every time Gene Hackman wanders ahead to check the way out, he comes back and announces, "I've seen the way out!" in this proud, "Told you so!" voice. I keep expecting him to come back from the last one and say, "We're going to be rescued! I've seen the way out! And I saw the pilot starting up the helicopter and the news reports on TV and the movie rights being sold!"

And if Noni isn't the biggest co-dependent little wimp in movie history, I don't know who is.

I'm so hopelessly addicted to the lamest movie genre. It's like trying to explain while I'll watch Hugh Grant movies, regardless of whether or not they both suck and blow.

*sighs*

I think it's time for a round of Anywhere But Here. If I could be Anywhere But Here ... um ... on a boat, sailing to the Bahamas with Johnny Depp, but an amnesiac Johnny who thinks he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Okay, your turn. :)

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( Somehow today, I got into another gay marriage discussion. I don't know how, but I did. )