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Today I used the word "perchance" in a sentence.

I'd better not be catching Elizabethan Poet disease.

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Ugh. For some ungodly reason, I took a Stacker at work today. One of the supervisors has a little bottle of them he keeps in his desk, and everybody's always hijacking them off him when they start getting tired. And, uh, I took one. Which I may never do again, 'cause, DUDE.

If you don't know what Stackers are, they sell them at gas stations (at least, that's where he gets his) and they're like three Vivarin at once. I took the stupid thing four hours ago and I'm still wired. There are internal organs I didn't even know I had until they started humming. Sheesh.

*sigh* I need to start on the rewrite of my book this weekend. Oh, yes. *drop-kicks writing muse to knock some sense into her*

EDIT: President Bush wants to see "The Passion of the Christ". Well, of course he does. That asshat probably thinks it's about him.

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According to IMDb, the newest addition to the cast of the new Batman movie? Morgan Freeman, as one of Bruce Wayne's business partners.

Oh, Halle? *taunts with exceptionally talented cast from other movie based on the same comicverse*