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Dizzy blonde pop star-turned-reality TV queen Jessica Simpson was so convinced she was pregnant after she reading she was expecting in America's gossip magazines, she insisted on a check-up. The singer admits she fell for the rumors about herself after gossips mistook her longing for a pet dog as a strong hint she was about to become a mum.

*blinks*

You, Miss Simpson? Are a fucking IDIOT.

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I hate Bush so much for this, it hurts. But hey, it's always fun when someone with credentials says he's an asshat, isn't it?

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( Oh my God, I think I adore Mad Mad House. )

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I'd just like to state again that whoever told Bush & Co. to put images of 9/11 in campaign shots needs to be bitch-slapped. By everyone in the entire bloody country.

The line ends in Oregon. I'd suggest bringing a Big Gulp and a deck of cards. You're gonna need it.

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It's a movie about freakin' dodgeball and I love it.

I mean, it has William Shatner, Rip Torn, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Brigitte Nielsen, Jason Bateman, Stephen Root, Gary Cole, Alan Tudyk ... and a dodgeball.

This movie rocks simply on its mere existence.