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Tom Wilkinson and Rutger Hauer sign on for "Batman Begins". You know, at this point, I don't care whether the movie is good or not. I just want to gather the cast together and siphon off their collective acting talent for my own nefarious purposes.

While I'm doing the entertainment news report, Seth Green is developing a sort of "Saturday Night Live with toys instead of actors" for Cartoon Network. *swoons* I love that man. And Spider-Man 3 now has a release date and stuff. Woo-hoo!

Plus, beware! Just reading this story makes you gain five pounds!

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I picked up this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly, featuring an exclusive peek of "Van Helsing". On the cover, a smoldering, incredibly handsome photo of Hugh Jackman. A few pages in, quite possibly the most beautiful, beyond-sexy picture of Kate Beckinsale in a costume that includes FMQ thigh-high black leather-suede boots.

You'd think it wouldn't be possible to change sexual orientations simply by flipping back and forth through a magazine, but damn it, I think I accomplished it today. Go, me!

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Bush Pokes Fun of Himself At Broadcasters Dinner

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I just figured I'd ask for permission from you guys first, but if I say that he's got a vial of anthrax in his shoe tree, can I go to his house and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat? Please?

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I'm curious. What songs turn you on? (In a romantically erotic way, not a straight-off-a-porn-soundtrack way.)

Something random I realized today.

I know it's a cliche, but I can seriously remember my mother asking me at some point or another during my childhood, "Well, if everybody else jumped off a bridge, would you?"

As someone stuck with the most popular girls's name of the late seventies in a grade where the percentage of girls who shared that name rose into the double digits, if I had had any balls whatsoever, I should have snapped back, "Gee, I don't know. If everybody else named their daughter Jennifer, would you?"

Granted, if I would have had balls, I wouldn't have had that problem, but still.