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[apocalypsos]

I picked up this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly, featuring an exclusive peek of "Van Helsing". On the cover, a smoldering, incredibly handsome photo of Hugh Jackman. A few pages in, quite possibly the most beautiful, beyond-sexy picture of Kate Beckinsale in a costume that includes FMQ thigh-high black leather-suede boots.

You'd think it wouldn't be possible to change sexual orientations simply by flipping back and forth through a magazine, but damn it, I think I accomplished it today. Go, me!

Comments

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh. Now I need to go get this issue. *makes a note*

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

lmao-- going metro sexual are you?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hrrrrrrrr. I can't decide if I want to be Kate Beckinsale or do her. V. confusing for a straight girl.

Fortunately, I am very clear on wanting to do Hugh Jackman. Ah, simplicity.

Re: Kate Beckinsale

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I said. I also said that I want to know who I have to kill to look like her in that photo so that I could go to their house and smother them in their sleep tonight.

Re: Kate Beckinsale

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

If you'll share, I'll help.

I'll tell you what, of all the trailers I've been asked to cap, this was one of the most pleasant. I'm not even bothered by the extreme anachronism that is her pants anymore.

[darcydodo]

Yes. Kate Beckinsale is in any case one of the most beautiful creatures in existence on this earth, but in those photographs she's even more exquisitely mind-blowing. This is why I will go to this film with girlwithjournal and we will both, respectively, be blissfully happy staring at the screen, even if the film is pure shite, whereas when we went to see "Underworld," I was the only one of us who was perfectly content to watch such utter crap. ;)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The closest I've come to changing orientation is a bit of wibbling when Angel does the whole swirly trenchcoat thing. Doyle does have a point.

BTW, I swiped your icon idea for GJ and did 'Yiff Yiff Yiff' over and over for an icon in GJ. (For anyone reading this, yiff is basically furry porn)

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Scan it in? Pwease?