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[apocalypsos]

I picked up this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly, featuring an exclusive peek of "Van Helsing". On the cover, a smoldering, incredibly handsome photo of Hugh Jackman. A few pages in, quite possibly the most beautiful, beyond-sexy picture of Kate Beckinsale in a costume that includes FMQ thigh-high black leather-suede boots.

You'd think it wouldn't be possible to change sexual orientations simply by flipping back and forth through a magazine, but damn it, I think I accomplished it today. Go, me!

Comments

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hrrrrrrrr. I can't decide if I want to be Kate Beckinsale or do her. V. confusing for a straight girl.

Fortunately, I am very clear on wanting to do Hugh Jackman. Ah, simplicity.

Re: Kate Beckinsale

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I said. I also said that I want to know who I have to kill to look like her in that photo so that I could go to their house and smother them in their sleep tonight.

Re: Kate Beckinsale

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

If you'll share, I'll help.

I'll tell you what, of all the trailers I've been asked to cap, this was one of the most pleasant. I'm not even bothered by the extreme anachronism that is her pants anymore.