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Title: 'Cause Islands Are a Girl's Best Friend
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Pirates/X-Men
Pairing: Jubilee/Elizabeth Swann, written for Round Six of The Pairing List That Ate Fandom
Parts:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Summary: Let's just say that Elizabeth had ended up on that island with someone else. And then let's say there was femslash.
Disclaimer: "Dear trollprincess's teacher, please excuse her from gym class, as she has borrowed my characters, mythology and universe for her own storytelling purposes. And also, because today is volleyball day and she's universally acknowledged to be absolute crap at it. Love and other indoor sports, the real owners of said characters."

( Part Four )

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The "Bubba Ho-Tep" DVD coming out on May 25 has Bruce Campbell doing a commentary in character as Elvis.

Oh, jeez, I need this DVD right the fuck NOW.

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I'm bored. Somebody tell me a story. I don't care about what. Make something up.

Please? *puppy-dog eyes*