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I wish it were my birthday so I could get money and buy hippie clothes off this website, particularly that Mabon shirt that I love dearly and want to marry and those cute purple velvet slippers, or maybe I'll get lucky and my family will actually buy me stuff off my Amazon wish list and I'll have lots and lots of DVDs and I can swim in 'em like Scrooge McDuck.

Okay, that's my spoiled rotten brat moment for today.

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I think my brain is broken. I say this because though I'm on the Kerry/Edwards mailing list and I get those "Go, team, go!" emails all the damn time, my Windows Messenger popped up saying "You have an email from John Kerry" just now, and my immediate reaction was to just hope and pray the contents didn't say, "Ooo! Dibs on Inspector Gadget/Kolchak the Night Stalker for this round of the Pairing List!"

Not that I haven't known my brain's on the blink all day. I was listening to my one-hit wonders minidisc, which is always a bad move because it gives me bad ideas. Like today, before I left for work, I thought in passing, "Gee, I wish I knew how to make fan vids." So for the rest of the day, I found myself coming up with ideas like --

-- A Jake/Diane vid to "She Blinded Me With Science".
-- A Highlander vid to "Somebody's Watching Me".
-- A Buffyverse vid to "Busta Move" featuring every stupid Buffyverse dance move ever during the chorus.
-- A Day After Tomorrow vid to "Ice Ice Baby".
-- A Buffy/Spike vid to the punk version of "I Think I Love You".
-- A Princess Bride vid to the punk version of "Build Me Up Buttercup".

You know, if I got paid to think up shit like this all day, I'd be a rich woman.