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I'm watching The Core. And taking snarky notes. :)

*bounces away happily*

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You know, linadarkstar brought up exactly what I thought when I read that the administration's new terror alert info was three years old.

Let me get this straight ... you have information from three years ago that says Al-Queda will attack financial and government institutions? Funny, so do I. They're called back issues of newspapers, and they're dated September 12, 2001. Try again, fucksticks. Sheesh.

EDIT: Note to self ... first pee, then paint your nails. Because otherwise, you're going to be debating whether to go to the bathroom or save your manicure like you're doing right now. *eye roll*

ASPIRING MOVIE PRODUCER OF EDIT: They need to make the book Swan Song into a movie, if only to use "We Will All Go Together When We Go" on the trailer. And also because, after watching The Core, I'm pretty sure DJ Qualls would make an excellent Roland.

SMALL-TOWN REDNECK RELATIVE OF EDIT: You know what I could be doing right now? I could be in my hometown, playing cheesy carnival games, buying stuff at cheap-ass sidewalk stands, eating funnel cake and cheese fries, and drinking fresh-squeezed lemonade. *seethes*

ANNOYING COUCH POTATO RELATIVE OF EDIT: I'm picking up "A Night to Remember", "Outfoxed", and "The Atomic Cafe" from Amazon.com this week. Yay for thinking stuff!

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To make myself feel better about the fact I'm not going home this weekend (sobwailwhimper), I've been debating what to go see at the movies, Collateral or Open Water. On one hand, mangled wads of human flesh that used to be scuba divers. On the other hand, Tom Cruise.

Ewww. I think I need to wash my hands.

EDIT: You know, one of these days, just to make things interesting, every time someone asks me something, I should keep answering, "Grrrrrrrrrape Ape!"