Aug. 5th, 2004

apocalypsos: (dorky costume)
I can't believe I forgot to share yesterday's dumb Bill O'Reilly moment.

So I'm listening to the last hour, and so far he hasn't said anything stupid, and he reads this interview with Sharon Stone. Apparently, Sharon was in Ireland and made a crack that she wanted to kiss Halle Bery in Catwoman because they shouldn't waste an opportunity like that, but they couldn't because of the puritanical Bush administration. No, seriously, that's what she said.

So then O'Reilly says Catwoman was crap, which is true, and then he goes on to explain why, which ... well, yeah. This was how he put it.

Spider-Man made a lot of money and was good because boys are goofy and went to the movie. But Catwoman didn't make any money because girls aren't goofy. At least, he doesn't know any goofy girls.

That was his argument. I was sorely tempted to call in and say, "If you interpret 'goofy' to mean someone who's familiar with comic book lore, then I know lots of goofy girls. I know lots of goofy girls in general, but with those specific qualifications, nearly every woman I know is goofy. And Catwoman didn't make any money, not because girls aren't goofy, but because the plot sucked, the script was a joke, the dialogue was painful, the characters were idiots, the editing blew, the special effects were lame, and the costumes were atrocious." Personally, I like my argument better.
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*looks at DVD collection*

When the hell did I get so many Hugh Grant movies?!
apocalypsos: (sunny)
This is fucking disgusting. You know, if you can't win an election without cheating, you don't deserve to win. That's kind of the point, damn it.
apocalypsos: (sucking face)
After that last post, I need to let off a little bit of anger. So, something happier. Which romantic movie moment do you wish someone would do for you?

Personally, the field full of daffodils in Big Fish absolutely kills me. Although I could also add the wedding video in Love Actually to the list, but that could go either really sweet and romantic or kinda creepy and stalkerish.
apocalypsos: (boo2)
I'm watching Love Actually right now, and I just got to that part at the end where Liam Neeson runs into that woman who looks like Claudia Schiffer. Maybe it's just me, but from the look on her face as he walks away, I like to think that as she and her kid walked away, they had this conversation:

Kid: "Mom, he looked like --"
Mom: "I know."
Kid: "And you said you only wanted to date --"
Mom: "I know." *big smile*

Hee. I can be such a dopey romantic sometimes. :)

EDIT: I may not be the biggest fan of his music, but I love Bruce Springsteen.

SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT OF EDIT: Yay! Only two more offers from other people until I get my theoretically free iPod! The only downside (well, aside from with my luck, it'll all fall apart somewhere along the lins and no free iPod) is that I really wanted to do the Columbia House offer (because I could actually use that one) and their link is shit. *kicks free ipods.com*
apocalypsos: (courtesy of faith21)
So I'm at work waiting to go home and reading the romance novel I picked up today (Nerd in Shining Armor, which was actually kinda cute if you have a thing for geeks) and one of the dock workers walking through the office stopped and said, "That book is really good."

I thought he was goofing on me, but no, he was being serious. He proceeded to spout off the plot exactly, then when I blurted out, "You read romance novels?!", he said somberly, "I read everything." *wails* Damn you! Why can't you be a millionaire who looks like Johnny Depp instead of a dock worker who looks like a less attractive Spike Lee?

So, yeah, I found a straight man who reads romance novels the same day Bill O'Reilly defended Kerry's war record on the Factor. I keep waiting for it to rain frogs and underpants or for all of the planet's water to turn to Jello, but no go so far.

Also, I love Don & Mike, I do. You know that story from a while back about the sex bracelets? Well, today the guys were talking about them and what the colors meant, and they proposed that we should combine the terror alerts with the sex bracelet meanings. For example, red means everyone gets a lap dance, orange means everybody gets a kiss, yellow means everybody gets a hug, blue means all the boys get blow jobs, and green means all the chicks get blows jobs.

You heard that, folks. Less manipulative fear, more blow jobs!

Hmm. I wonder if I could get Kerry and Edwards to use that as a campaign slogan.

EDIT: Yup. Still like "Goodbye Earl", and still know all of the words. I wonder if it's still the only country song my brother's ever liked.

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