An official announcement.

I'm declaring today Rex Manning Day, just 'cause.

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I don't want to go to work! Not on Rex Manning Day!

*sobs*

*wails*

*whimpers*

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So.

Bosslady got so wasted this weekend, she punched a hole in the wall of the place where she's staying. Bossman has two blackened eyes from getting into a fight with what I believe was a bartender. Lieutenant Asshat is still hung over from Saturday. And one of the driver supervisors got drunk on Saturday, crashed his van, broke his nose, and spent the day in jail after he got arrested for DWI.

Boy, am I glad I brought popcorn with me today. Who knew I'd need it so very desperately? *leans back in my office chair and fully savors the drama*

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So, my birthday's on September 29th, and like a five-year-old, I'm counting the days. ('Cause, you know, I'm spoiled like that.)

And you know what I really, really, really want for my birthday? (I mean, aside from every DVD on the planet, nearly any male cast member of the LOTR movies or the X-Men movies to do with as I wish, or enough money to swim in.)

I want fic. Lots and lots and lots of fic.

I want fucked-up crossovers and twisted pairings. I want fanfics in weird fandoms written by authors I know for writing in entirely different fandoms. I want insane plotlines and ludicrous attempts at canon-juggling. I want fan fiction for shows I used to watch when I was a kid and stories for fandoms that don't get nearly enough fanfic written about them. And I want all of those fics to be really, really, really long.

So, you know, if you're wondering ... *whistles innocently*

EDIT: You know, more apocalypse fic in any and all fandoms wouldn't be a bad thing, either.

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Spotted on IMDb ...

Hollywood beauty and Spider-Man 2 star Kirsten Dunst has revealed the reason behind her high- profile split with Jake Gyllenhaal - the movie hunk couldn't keep up with her partying lifestyle. The 22-year-old actress loves going out with friends to dance and drink and found it difficult dating the Donnie Darko actor, because he wanted to relax at home, and so they parted ways last month. Dunst says, "He's a stay-at-home boy. I'm an out-on-the-town girl. I'm sad, but I want to make the most of every moment. It couldn't last."

Dude, he's a stay-at-home type of person? Me, too! What a coincidence! Maybe we should meet up for coffee or fuck like bunnies or something.