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I loathe this. See, since Boy-On-Boy Action has been too lazy to properly train his new recruit (or at the very least, tell her she's doing stuff wrong, because then she'd know to come to me and ask), I've been getting work dumped on me that's only half-done. So, being a gigantic doormat (grr), I've been doing it.

No more, though, because I'm actually wasting good writing time to write up a step-by-step guide for this chick on how to do her job so that there are absolutely no questions. And I'm doing it off company time. And I'm going to damn well get her to sign something and show both the signed affidavit and the guide to Bossman (who, by the way, have been nice to me to a weird extreme since Bosslady left), because I just know if she gets something wrong, Boy-On-Boy Action will get her to say she never saw any booklet because he's just that big an ass. (I don't think it's her who's slacking off, but then again, the Town Crier said something yesterday that made me think she's sitting across the building painting her nails or some crap while she's supposed to be, you know, doing her damn job.)

Urgh. Hate my job. But incidentally, still think the Vocelli's delivery boys are hot.

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Yay! I'm finished with the work thingy! *bounces up and down around the room happily*

*reads over the little guide thing* Hmm. Maybe it's just me, but I can almost see the hidden "... dumbass" at the end of each instruction.

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Today's breakfast of champions: Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked Frozen Yogurt. Hee. I love being a grownup.

Now if only I reached the height requirement for adulthood ...

Links galore ...

Minn. Trooper Writes 205 Mph Ticket -- "Hello, my name is Sam, and I'm attempting to turn my entire body into the consistency of creamed corn."

Official Wants Law to Limit Youth Sex -- Okay, so it's not just in the US that people are naive enough to assume that if you tell teenagers not to do something, they'll actually listen. Right, I'll keep that in mind.

Singer Cat Stevens Denied U.S. Entry, Flight Diverted -- Aside from being Muslim, why the hell is Cat Stevens on a watch list? As far as I could tell from the news stories I've seen, he's your nice, normal, everyday peaceful Muslim, not your rare, fucked-up terrorist Muslim. *sigh*

Photos of the cast of the Fantastic Four movie in costume -- I keep telling myself, "I trust Michael Chiklis, I trust Michael Chiklis ..."

A commercial for STARZ! Hair-Raising Halloween, by the Movies in Thirty Seconds Bunnies -- "Fear has never been so cute and fuzzy." I'd beg to differ, but I'm merely cute, not fuzzy. ;)

"We begin tonight with a simple, indisputable fact: as a young man, President George W. Bush benefited from family connections to get a place in the Texas Air National Guard, thus avoiding service in Vietnam. As you would guess, this has led to calls for the resignation of Dan Rather." -- *snerk* I love Jon Stewart. But then, you knew that.

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Is it the weekend yet? *whimper* I want to spend two days pretending my only job is to write and finding a theater that's showing Shaun of the Dead, damn it. *kicks something*

Bah. Let's try something weird for inspiration. Give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll see if I can stick it into the TroNoWriMo story just for kicks.

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You know, I figured out what pisses me off about ( the Star Wars DVD alterations. )

GIP! (courtesy of anne_jumps)

So I'm home early. Yay, me!

Also, everybody who responded to this post is on freakin' crack, but luckily, it's the same kind of crack my muse is taking, because you'd be amazed how much of that dialogue I can actually use without even blinking.

Oh, and Lost needs to be on DVD yesterday ... you know, for those of us with no cable TV and a beloved DVD player and internet providers who growl at us funny if we try downloading anything bigger than an LJ icon.

EDIT: Married or Not, Britney Prompts Another Media Stir -- These were the questions swirling about on Wednesday as People Magazine published "exclusive" wedding photographs ... You know, I don't know who to tell to fuck off first, Britney or People magazine. *sigh*

EDIT: Evangelist threatens to kill gay men -- Jesus, you're a good guy, and the same can be said for most of your followers. But some of your flunkies need a bitchslap with a clue-by-four.