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Ugh. You should get some sort of immediate reaction to morning exercise other than coma-inducing exhaustion. I'd be so much happier if every couple of days, right after my stomach crunches were done, a djinn popped up out of nowhere and said, "Congratulations on continuing your exercise program! Here, have a hundred bucks, Dominic Monaghan to play with for one hour, and a strawberry cheesecake that has no calories, no fat, and no carbs but tastes just like the real thing! Seriously!"

EDIT: So Don & Mike were talking yesterday about Oprah's car giveaway, because apparently before anybody got their cars, they had to pay the federal taxes on them, which were $7,000. You know, for one thing, if I had $7,000, I could get a halfway decent used car with that, and if all of those people had $7,000, they probably could, too, and wouldn't have had to write to Oprah. And Mike made a good point, which is that she could have just bought the cars herself, then sold them to each of the audience members for a buck. Which, you know, sounds like it'd be expensive even for Oprah until you realize that if she'd bought some cheaper brand of car like a Mini-Cooper that runs for around $20,000 and gotten 276 of them, it would have cost her 5.52 million dollars, which is about an eighth of what she spent on her fiftieth birthday party.

Bah. I don't know. I'm probably just jealous. No, wait, I'm sorry ... I'm definitely jealous. When the hell is somebody going to just hand me a car?

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The Last Starfighter: The Musical! I want to go! Who's coming with me?

No, seriously.

In other news, only six days until my birthday. I've decided that what I really want for my birthday is for Oprah to give me a car, Britney to give me an engagement ring, and Dom to give me his pants.

And before anybody else asks, it's Trollprincess Novel Writing Month.

Current TroNoWriMo Word Count: 18,071 words
Chapters Finished: 2
Days left: 6

Oh, yeah. I'll get this finished by my birthday. *eye roll*

EDIT: This sucks. I really want someone to read this, but my deal with myself is that nobody else reads it until I'm finished with the whole thing, because otherwise my inspiration's going to get all screwed up. *grrrrrrr*

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Psst! Does anybody have "Let's Get Retarded in Here" by the Black Eyes Peas? 'Cause Don & Mike changed their opening song from "More Human Than Human" to that and I really want to add it to my exercise mix.

If anybody has it, could you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease use YouSendIt.com to send it to pigwidgeon_the_unholy @ yahoo.com? I'll love you forever and share my cookies with you and maybe LJ-shag the crap out of you. :)

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Antarctic glaciers slipping faster into the sea -- First the hurricanes, now this. All right, 'fess up. Which one of you yahoos pulled some strings and turned dead_earth into reality?