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Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of music! You guys are so very, very cool, you know that? *user pounces on friends list, shags like a great horny thing, then offers up an after-sex cigarette and a complete breakfast with all four food groups*

So, theoretically I'm supposed to get the iPod this morning, according to the FedEx customer service rep I talk to yesterday. Man, she was professional. I think FedEx's customer service reps might be waaaaaaaay more professional than our customer service reps. When you call DHL's customer service, you can either almost hear the crap being flung in the background or your customer service rep will be happy to tell you what Danielle and Michelle said about you in homeroom as soon as you pass this note to Kelly and tell her if Eric likes her, OMGWTF isn't he teh dreamiest?!?1!!1!

So, yeah. Yesterday, I got a birthday card from my grandparents. Which is a yay, I guess, because it was a nice card and they did send me twenty-five bucks. And better late than never, but still. Eh. At least it evens out the fact that I spent money I probably should have saved until this weekend to buy Fahrenheit 9/11 on DVD. I'm going to save it until later to watch while I do my hair. (I wonder how my little conservative grandmother would say if she knew I'd kind of in a sideways way spent my birthday money from her on that. *cackles maniacally*)

Yesterday's stupid Bill O'Reilly Moment: One of his callers asking him if he'd ever thought about running for Secretary of Defense, as if it were a post you got voted into. Way to understand the workings of the U.S. government there, dumbass. (Talking about politics and government makes me wish I were back in Mr. St. Ledger's classes in high school. You people have no idea who Mr. St. Ledger is, but trust me, you wish you were in his class, too. He gave really hard tests, but he was still cool.)

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sick of debating the current presidential candidates based on some sort of group affiliation. Bush is a Republican, Kerry is a Democrat. Bush is a conservative, Kerry is a liberal. Bush is an asshole ... well, really, that's all I have to say on that.

We've debated the issues for the both of them based along party lines or merely personal beliefs, but at no time has anyone debated the issues based on a truly novel and honestly important viewpoint -- how the pair would vote if they were really the people we crack jokes about them resembling. With that in mind, I bring you:

( Who should you vote for in the Presidential election: Herman Munster or a monkey? )

With that in mind ...

[Poll #362014]

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I HAVE MY iPOD!

(For visual of my reaction, see icon. :))

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Good things that happened today:

-- iPod! *squeals*
-- I found a new tasty restaurant to order lunch from and had very yummy seafood quesadillas. Mmmm, seafood. My favorite.
-- The Washington Post had an article about the rather apocalyptic weather and geological happenings of late and interviewed a couple of authors who wrote books about the world ending. I now have two new books I have to pick up.
-- Ron and Fez were talking about lame fads everybody's gotten caught up in, and I was swept away on a wave of nostalgia. Hypercolor! L.A. Gear! Big Johnson shirts! Wheeeeee!

Bad things that happened today:

-- While TweedleDumb is getting better, TweedleBrainDead is going to incur the wrath of the entire station if he keeps up this level of abject stupidity. And I'm going to be first in line to smack him.
-- The Town Crier thinks I have four sets of arms and can return packages, scan an entire room, enter data in the computer, and update manifests all at the same time. Well, either four sets of arms, or I'm really Jamie Madrox. Er, no.
-- There is no stupidest Bill O'Reilly moment today, because Ann Coulter was on and that's stupid enough. Blech. Every time I see the name Ann Coulter, I want to barbecue a Barbie with a blowtorch.
-- LJ wasn't sending comments to me, and therefore I wasn't getting email alerts on my cell phone. You should have seen the forlorn looks I kept giving it when it didn't vibrate for a while. Pathetic, really.