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You know, I started reading what I thought was a nice little article on Locke when I got to the part describing the other actors and their characters and saw, Naveen Andrews (a terrorist?). Excuse me?! At what point has Sayid ever displayed any hint that he might have blown up the plane? Hell, after what happened this week, Walt's displayed more characteristics of being a terrorist than Sayid. The only reason to say that about him so far is that he's Iraqi, and if they suddenly popped up and said it was his fault the plane came down, I'd be severely disappointed in the writers. And just because he was in the Republican army in "communications" doesn't make him a goddamn terrorist, either. Hate you, AP writer, hate you lots.

EDIT: The new Amityville Horror remake trailer. GYAH. Okay, that trailer creeps me out.

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63,099 / 100,000 (63.1%)

Aaaaaand another chapter finished, too. Is it tomorrow yet? Because eight hours or more of writing is a hell of a lot less stressful than eight hours of work. *grrr*

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In the vein of the ten-things-I-already-did-that-were-pretty-cool meme, I bring you ...

( Ten cool things I want to do before I die )

*snerk* Can you tell I'm bored? ;)

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You know what would make this year's Academy Awards ceremony more amusing? If all of the Oscars turned out to be tiny gold ninjas, and after the winners are announced, they kill all the losers.

Okay, when I say "amusing," I mean "gross" ... but still.

'Cause, let's face it. Every awards ceremony would be improved with tiny gold ninjas. Mmm-hmm.

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EDIT: Huh. So wait ... how long exactly did it take for this to make the main page of Yahoo? Was it an entire month or did it just feel that way? *does mental math* No, actually, that was about a month, wasn't it?

And you know, I'm still sorely tempted to call the O'Reilly Factor and ask his opinion on the whole thing, if only it'll mean he'll shut the fuck up about Ward Churchill. Did you know that secular progressives are thinking of annointing Ward Churchill with oil and proclaiming him their King? Jesus. Oh, and speaking of Jesus, did you know that Hollywood doesn't make any movies that normal people identify with ... you know, like Passion of the Christ? *headsmack* Also, Bill O'Reilly's Oscar picks are always right, so if Martin Scorcese, Virginia Madsen, Morgan Freeman, Annette Bening, Jamie Foxx, and Million Dollar Baby don't win on Sunday, that's because the presenters aren't reading the envelopes through O'Reilly's special Annoying Fuckwit glasses.

Why do I listen to O'Reilly again? Oh, right, because WJFK decided listening to repeats of Don and Mike making dick and fart jokes would warp my fragile little mind.