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The girl who works with me in the office (and is the ONLY person who works with me in the main office) is out today. *whimpers* In related stress, if Bossman could stop lugging packages into my office and telling me exactly how to research them, that'd be nice. Nice of you to try and help, but I know what I'm doing, 'kay? Thanks bunches. *sigh*

Also, I was flipping through the menu to the Chinese place (which I've really never looked at because I only order the same thing every time) and I saw this under "Chef's Recommendations" --

Our chef have decades of experience and come from sichuan province of china, he's make "authentic sichuan food" that is a special cooking style, form sichuan in china, and you can hardly found in the neighborhood

Uh ... hmm. *stares*

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I AM A GOLDEN GOD!

*jumps off roof into pool, on acid*

*... except from the lawn into a kiddie pool, 'cause I'm afraid of heights*

*... and not really on acid, unless you consider Pixie Stix acid*

*... and I don't really have any Pixie Stix, either*






*splashes all of you*

GIP!

Because I needed a Monsters of Moosic icon, and ... well, I based Sean on him, and that caption's practically Sean's motto. Therefore, I commit GIP.