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My brain wants me to draw chibi versions of the Monsters of Moosic characters.

I have tried to point out a few simple problems with this plan:

1. My colored pencils are packed.
2. My regular pencils are packed.
3. I can't draw.

Oh, for crying out loud. *headdesk*

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Why wasn't I informed the Hallmark Channel is showing a crappy disaster movie with Luke Perry on Monday? HEE. This is going to suck, and I am going to love it. :)

In work-related news, I'm going to throttle Bossman. I now have only three weeks until I leave and they have yet to hire anyone for me to train to do my job. The Town Crier and I have placed bets on when they're going to hire someone for my job -- right now, the day before I leave is winning by a mile. It's not like I really care at this point, but the morbid amusement of what'll happen after I leave keeps making me spontaneously giggle at work. If they don't already think I'm nuts, they will soon enough. :)

Also, if you haven't already heard, thanks to Katrina, we now know from the Associated Press the difference between "looting" and "finding". Nice, AP, reeeeeeeally nice. *glares*

EDIT: Um, ABC, I realize you have to promote your new TV shows and all, but now is a really creepy time for you to be playing that "In the aftermath of a hurricane ..." promo for Invasion.

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I can write anything else on the planet, but ask me to write a cover letter and I'll spend a week banging my head against the desk trying to come up with something.

There's got to be a more professional way of saying, "Hi, I could use a job within walking distance since I don't own a car and my great-uncle used to work for you guys," but hell if I know what it is.

*goes back to staring blankly at the computer screen*

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I'm moving in a few weeks, so of course now's a perfect time for the company to hire some really hot sales reps. *eyeroll*

There's two of them, and I've only seen them together -- you know, like the opposite of Clark Kent and Superman. And one is tall and dark-haired and cute in a slightly nerdy sort of way (one of my favorite types), and the other is short and blond and a wee bit scruffy (my other favorite type). The Town Crier described the blond one as "weird ... just weird," which is good because that's also how he describes me. Also, they're both named Jeff, which made me giggle for reasons I can't explain.

Both of them are equally adorable, so I can pretty much place bets right now that they're dating other people. And with my track record, you can replace "other people" with "one another."

Just curious -- does it count as slashing your co-workers if the past history of guys you've had crushes on makes it almost a given they're probably at home right now making out with each other? And would it be rude if I asked to watch?

Just joking. Although now I won't be able to get that mental image out of my head when I see them. GYAH.

EDIT: Oh, for crying out loud. I'm starting to think that everybody's waiting until I'm asleep or at work and THEN wanking on metaquotes. *sigh*