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Dear "Sounds of the Season" channel on my TV,

I adore the fact that you're playing Halloween music now. That's awesome. Makes for great background music if you like your house to sound like a high school haunted house like I do. But right now, you're playing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider." Please don't resort to playing this again when there are perfectly good spooky Halloween songs out there.

Also, if you could stop playing "Ghostbusters" every time I flip you on, I'd appreciate it.

But this vampire music is cool, and now I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. While I'd love it if you'd play something like the theme to Nightmare on Elm Street, I'd like it if you didn't do it right now, because I'm a tiny cute female who's home all alone and not wearing underwear, and we die first. Well, okay, right after the cute tiny females who are home all alone and wearing only their underwear, but let's not get picky.

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Wilma most intense Atlantic storm ever. Well, of course it is. *eye roll*

I'm watching Jon Stewart interview Bill O'Reilly again. Please tell me Jon is going to be on the Factor, because if experience has taught me anything, it's that if he isn't, Bill O'Reilly is going to sit around on his show and smugly talk about how Jon's too chicken to argue O'Reilly on HIS turf. *glares at O'Reilly, is halfway tempted to listen today to see what line of bullshit O'Reilly is going to spin about this*

EDIT: Mallrats is showing on AMC. You would not believe how stupid this sounds with all of the cursing dubbed over, especially considering it's pretty much all cursing.

BRIDE OF EDIT: TV Scene It? Oh, dude. Is it bad that I'm pretty sure I could do better at that than I do at regular Scene It?

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I haven't gotten a nap today, and I have to leave for work soon. *sigh*

Well, at least I've got hair dye. Yes, I know that's not relevant, but still.