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[apocalypsos]

Wilma most intense Atlantic storm ever. Well, of course it is. *eye roll*

I'm watching Jon Stewart interview Bill O'Reilly again. Please tell me Jon is going to be on the Factor, because if experience has taught me anything, it's that if he isn't, Bill O'Reilly is going to sit around on his show and smugly talk about how Jon's too chicken to argue O'Reilly on HIS turf. *glares at O'Reilly, is halfway tempted to listen today to see what line of bullshit O'Reilly is going to spin about this*

EDIT: Mallrats is showing on AMC. You would not believe how stupid this sounds with all of the cursing dubbed over, especially considering it's pretty much all cursing.

BRIDE OF EDIT: TV Scene It? Oh, dude. Is it bad that I'm pretty sure I could do better at that than I do at regular Scene It?

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[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

I wanted to frickin' punch Bill O'Reilly through my television last night. Jon must have been incredibly zen to not bust O'Reilly's ass last night.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was dying for Lewis to come back out there and rip into him.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

That would've been sweet. I agree with you - Jon should go on The O'Reilly Factor and give Bill a taste of his own medicine.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's going to have to go on, if he doesn't want O'Reilly to behave like an idiot about the whole thing. (Not that Jon gives a shit, because he's like that, but still.)

Regardless of whether or not he invited Jon to come on, O'Reilly's reaction in situations like this is to go on his show, bitch that whoever it is that's wronged him refused to come on his show because they're afraid of him, then crow about how great and smart he was and how he won the whole argument. I listened to that moron's show for months, and unfortunately that was one of the main things I learned from it.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

But they cut the Superman scene back in for the cut version!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

My favorite example of curse-dubbing is "monsterjoker."

I haven't seen TDS yet, but I was hoping they'd ask him what he thought of "The Colbert Report," which was totally making fun of him.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

When you watch TDS, you'll find out O'Reilly's opinion on TCR. It's pretty strong.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's not going to help with O'Reilly's recent "I have to retire because evil people are out to get me" thing.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He made a bunch of French jokes about "Colbert". It was ridiculously stupid.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

How novel, because it's totally not like Colbert himself makes fun of the French pronunciation of his name.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, Colbert's actually amusing about it, whereas O'Reilly made the same "saved your ass in WWII" and "wine-drinking" jokes any moron could make as if they were funny. *eye roll*

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I loved it when people were pouring the French wine THEY HAD ALREADY BOUGHT down the toilet. HELLO. All you're doing is GETTING RID OF THE WINE YOU BOUGHT.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, you should hear O'Reilly talk about it. He's like, "Our boycott is just smashing! We've completely bankrupted the French! They have to live off Velveeta and wine coolers now!"

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Heaven's Prisoners, an James Lee Burke book adaptation starring Alec Baldwin, which was pretty good as an adaptation but only 'eh' as a movie, uses "fluck" for fuck on its numerous TNT repeats.

Which lead to a line that went something like, "Well fluck you, and fluck your dog, and fluck your grandmother too!"

We were howling.

[pastaqueen.livejournal.com]

Jon was on O'Reilly's show a year or two ago. I remember because O'Reilly called Jon's audience a bunch of stoned slackers, but then The Daily Show did research and found out Jon's audience is actually more educated than Bill's.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, he'll say it anyway, regardless of the fact that Jon was on before. Heck, he'll probably say that he was brave then, but now he's terrified. Ten bucks says he'll bring out selectively edited clips of Jon's last interview to make him look as "stupid" as possible. And if he does bring up the bit about Jon's audience being more educated, O'Reilly will point out that Jon is for snobs and O'Reilly's for the little guy.

...

God, I hate having listened to that show long enough to know that much about the way he behaves. *gags*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Is there more than one TV Scene It now? We have the "Classic" TV Scene It, which I blow chunks at given that ninety percent of the television shows aired before I was born, and if I'm lucky I've retained some slight trivia to them. I'm not allowed to play the James Bond Scene It anymore. ;___;

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I didn't even know there was a TV Scene It until today. And Classic TV Scene It? Oh, due to my father, I'd probably do really good at that one, too. My dad is a total fanboy of old TV like you wouldn't believe.

I'm not allowed to play regular Scene It anymore, either. And I'm pretty sure James Bond Scene It is the only one I'd suck at, since I hate James Bond movies.

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

TV Scene It? Oh, dude. Is it bad that I'm pretty sure I could do better at that than I do at regular Scene It?

Dude... you answered EVERY. SINGLE. QUESTION. when we played regular Scene It? I have no idea how you'd top that :)

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Mallrats is showing on AMC.
They severely edited that, worse than the AMC version of Pulp Fiction. It makes the movie less interesting than the commercial breaks.

TV Scene It? Oh, dude.
What about the HBO Scene It? (Obviously with lots of Sopranos and Sex And The City questions, since Sarah Jessica Parker and James Gandolfini are on the cover...) Or the Sports Scene It ("powered by" ESPN)?

Can you tell that I just got back from Wal-Mart, after looking in the games aisle (among other places)?