Remember, kids, there's no such thing as global warming.

The fifty greatest comedies of all time, as presented by Premiere magazine.

And unlike Bravo, when they say "of all time," they don't mean "as long as you believe life started in 1960." I own about half of those on DVD, too. :) (That thing is like a gentle reminder of movies I still have to buy. Honestly, why the hell don't I own The 40-Year-Old Virgin yet?!)

He can walk and chew gum at the same time, too.

[Poll #784063]

Yeah, they're all academic prompts, and aside from the spelling bee one they're all about Dean. I just think the man has more of a brain than he's given credit for, damn it. I'm really leaning towards the home economics one, 'cause it would be funny and he'd probably turn out to be good at it and I wouldn't even have to research cooking and sewing, but I'm still indecisive. The European history one has appeal just because Dean would definitely enjoy European history, given the right angle to examine it from and the right teacher.

I don't want to do them all, though. The ones that appeal to me the most are the academic ones and five stories about Dean in school is a bit much. (OMG, please don't try to persuade me otherwise. I don't have enough of a social life as it is! *whimpers*)

EDIT: Okay, you know what? I'm going to do the home ec one and THEN do the chem one when I finish that one, mostly because I can only take one at a time and I don't even need to research the home ec one. The chem one, on the other hand ... that, I'll definitely need to look stuff up for. (And someone already took the European history one, which is probably a good thing, considering.)

If Michael Jordan gets in my way, I am so freaking screwed.

Thanks to the heat, I'm walking around in boy shorts and a tank top. I feel like I'm in a Hanes commercial.

I have seven hundred words of the Dean-in-home-ec story written already. HEEEEEEE.

I wonder what my melting point is. And if I should have an ice cube tray handy.

I'm going to be a puddle by the end of the night.

And a quivering one at that, once the new Project Runway airs.

But -- BUT -- I've gotten a thousand words done on my spn_flashback prompt done already, and I can pretty much guarantee I'll get it done by the time I go to work tomorrow. Just ... the image of Dean in home economics class. HONESTLY.

The downside? Thinking about home ec this much is making me want to cross-stitch again. You know, just to get the urge out of my system. *sigh*

Scream like you mean it.

( Project Runway reaction for tonight )