My brother just got a job at the same place I work, with a fifty-fifty shot of ending up on the same shift as me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My mother said to be encouraging, since this is his first full-time job. I suppose it was a good thing that I didn't tell her that as soon as I get back from Wincon, I'm going to look for a new job, preferably in an office setting. (Yes, I'd be working in an office in Scranton. Because my life isn't mockworthy enough as is.)
Off to Panera. I've got three things I want to finish writing by the time work starts for me tomorrow night and I'm going to finish them if it kills me.