Give that woman a hoagie, I beg you.

The stunning size 12 model branded "too fat" for TV competition.

Two models wear a gold lame swimsuit (gold lame being something that will bring out every horrible flaw your body has if you wear it). The curvy size 12 model looks brilliant in it. The skinny model? Oh, man, I want to feed that girl a sandwich and introduce her to sunlight.

There's this girl I team up with a lot at work who's underweight. She started out at ninety pounds and when it got that bad (though not through an eating disorder, fortunately -- unfortunately, she's been to doctors and nobody has any clue why she dropped the weight like she did), she worked hard to regain weight until now she's up to a hundred pounds. Her goal weight is to make it to a hundred and twenty pounds. I weigh a hundred and twenty-five. If I ever have the passing idiotic self-conscious thought that I might need to lose weight, all I need to do is remind myself that I am some much skinnier girl's picture of a healthy body weight.

Stupid modeling industry. Bah. Wake up and smell the chili cheese fries.

Ooo, now I want chili cheese fries.

Aw, man.

Okay, I can't get my copy of "The House Rules" to copy to the mix CD I'm making. Anybody got another version they could upload for me? Pretty please?

A couple of fannish things

Chad Michael Murray makes Go Fug Yourself again. I die giggling.

Also, Jared Padalecki being his big goofy grinning self while playing poker. I seriously have to send my friend from work who has a HUUUUGE thing for him a link to that video. Heh. I gave her a copy of the Dirty-Hot Mechanic photos he did and we both keep sneaking peeks at them during work. Hey, whatever gets you through a worknight. ;)

I'm making beef stroganoff right now, and later on I'm making chocolate chip cookies. Or maybe I'll just make the cookie dough and eat it while I'm watching Top Chef. Yay! New TC tonight! I wonder if there will be a vote during a commercials about which prehistoric dinosaur we'd like to bite Betty's head off. My cable guide summarizes tonight's episode with ( spoilery summary. )

Tell me a stooooooooreeeeee.

Well, I wasn't going to do it since I haven't written anything this month just yet, but since the first thing I plan on finishing is my Yuletide fic anyway, the fanfic meme ...

Take the first line of the first fic you posted each month in 2006.

( First lines of 2006 )

"Top Chef"

That Quickfire challenge? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Why do I have a feeling that they're going to a ( spoilery speculation )

?

Heh. Okay, so maybe I was wrong. Although maybe they should do that next season.

OMG WHAT THE HELL IS PADMA WEARING?! *headdesk*