Did you see the commercial? Stephen's coming back!
Oh, the very idea of Stephen and Marcel in the same room... if the world doesn't implode from the impossibility of it. As I said on another forum, they're totally going to be caught in the pantry having kinky sex that involves cranberry foam and Spanish wine.
Don't tempt me to write that story. Just ... don't. 'Cause you know I will. I wonder what it says about me that I would be more nervous about writing the food references in that story than I would about writing the gay sex? *snickers*
Oh, and did you catch Sam's comment to the judges about Elia using frozen waffles in that faux-casual way like he wanted to stir shit up? Really, Sam? Frozen waffles? I must have missed the part of the elimination challenge where you made a bunch of bagels from scratch on a freakin' beach. Gee, for that you should have been in the top three! *eye roll*
It was like she went back in time and robbed Cher, which ... no. Nobody is allowed to wear Cher's clothes but Cher, particularly someone with such spectacularly strange line deliveries.
You lasted longer than I did. I've been quietly squealing over him since halfway through the marathon. I love how he's just constantly smirking over something. I don't think he's ever not smiled during the interviews.
Ilan is also cute, but every time I see the episode where he just pops up in the interview with the hoodie over his head I start howling. He's so hipster it hurts.
He's never really mad or pissed off or anything. Even when he was in that argument with Betty it was mostly him stating his side as calmly as anyone could manage against that shrill harpy. And he's cute, and he's not half as smug as everybody seems to think he is (honestly, he's not anywhere near the little snot that Stephen was last year -- he's the textbook definition of a dork), and for crying out loud, the man purposely clips his hair up to make it do that. Something about that just makes me love him more. He gets a lot of flack for saying that stuff in the first episode about everybody being out to get him because he's talented, but there are other chefs who've said things that are equally as assy as that since then. (See: Frank saying, "A true chef is a gentleman," a week after threatening Marcel with bodily harm for putting his toothbrush somewhere other than the kitchen and how he's more talented than some people still competing, Josie making that crack about how they could possibly kick her out when she's so damn talented, etc.)
Ilan lost me when he just became all about the making fun of Marcel. Hell, a lot of them lost me when it was all, "Marcel is such a smug little punk!"
And I'm painfully tired of Sam and his oily shit-stirring schtick. Every time he's gotten pointed out for doing something wrong at the judges table, he points out somebody else's alleged cheating all while saying, "Oh, I'm not that person." Sure you're not, you dillhole.
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Date: 2006-12-07 08:39 am (UTC)Oh, the very idea of Stephen and Marcel in the same room... if the world doesn't implode from the impossibility of it. As I said on another forum, they're totally going to be caught in the pantry having kinky sex that involves cranberry foam and Spanish wine.
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Date: 2006-12-07 11:47 am (UTC)Don't tempt me to write that story. Just ... don't. 'Cause you know I will. I wonder what it says about me that I would be more nervous about writing the food references in that story than I would about writing the gay sex? *snickers*
Oh, and did you catch Sam's comment to the judges about Elia using frozen waffles in that faux-casual way like he wanted to stir shit up? Really, Sam? Frozen waffles? I must have missed the part of the elimination challenge where you made a bunch of bagels from scratch on a freakin' beach. Gee, for that you should have been in the top three! *eye roll*
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Date: 2006-12-07 02:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-07 04:55 pm (UTC)I think I might be developing a crush on him and his gravity-defying hair. *headdesk*
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Date: 2006-12-07 05:00 pm (UTC)Ilan is also cute, but every time I see the episode where he just pops up in the interview with the hoodie over his head I start howling. He's so hipster it hurts.
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Date: 2006-12-07 05:11 pm (UTC)Ilan lost me when he just became all about the making fun of Marcel. Hell, a lot of them lost me when it was all, "Marcel is such a smug little punk!"
And I'm painfully tired of Sam and his oily shit-stirring schtick. Every time he's gotten pointed out for doing something wrong at the judges table, he points out somebody else's alleged cheating all while saying, "Oh, I'm not that person." Sure you're not, you dillhole.
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Date: 2006-12-07 05:21 pm (UTC)I was so sick of Frank last night. Very very glad he fucked up and went home. Ugh. I can't think of a moment where Frank was likeable.