This would be funny if ... okay, it really is kind of funny.

Guess who just got her third flat tire in six weeks on two different cars.

*headdesk*

Did I mention that after car insurance, car payment, and rent I've only got five bucks to my name until next week?

You know, considering all the annoyingly stressful crap I've had to put up with the past few months, I can only presume that the precise second this well of bad luck dries up I'll immediately be gifted with a book deal, a house, a pony, six-pack abs, a lifetime supply of Smirnoff, a cat without a voice and Jensen Ackles to do with as I please.

*sigh* I guess I'm really not going anywhere this weekend and I'm not just making myself sound more pathetic when I say that.

EDIT: Ah, History Channel. You always do know how to make me feel better -- by sending Uruguayan rugby players crashing into the Andes mountains and making them resort to cannibalism. *happy sighs* (What? I like this movie, damn it.)

Just a thought, but maybe I should eat something.

You know, considering I haven't eaten since one o'clock this morning. *headshake*

I've just spent the last three hours working on getting my computer to recognize my Zen, which it's ... sort of doing. *pokes it* I'm getting there, though. Well, hopefully. I'd just like one thing to go right today, for crying out loud.

I should really see about getting my dad to bring my office chair down to the apartment already for me to put together, if only so that I can do something that's not staring at a computer screen and squinting in frustration.

Also, a few weeks ago when we got told at work that they were taking our floating holiday and giving us President's Day as a holiday this year the first thing I said in front of everybody was, "YES! Now I can have that President's Day party I didn't get to have last year!"

And now it's turned into a running joke. Heh.

Jess: "So are you still throwing that President's Day party?"
Me: "Uh-huh! I figure we can all dress us as our favorite presidents. I'm coming as James Madison. He was the shortest." *nods solemnly*
Jess: "... you are such a geek."
Me: "You say this like it's news."

EDIT: T-shirts that I really rather desperately need -- this one, this one, and this one. And there are people at work who would die laughing if I bought them this one and this one.

OTHER EDIT: BWHAHAHAHA somebody buy Jared and Jensen two of these.

OTHER, OTHER EDIT: OMG, this is my new favorite shirt ever.

Okay, that's it.

I surrender.

I'll tell you where I hid the microfilm!

I've done everything as suggested and I still can't get the damn Zen to work.

So tomorrow I'm delivering it and the laptop to my dad, who's way better at this stuff than I am. Although I suppose that means I'll have to remove the photo manip of Sam and Dean kissing that's up as my wallpaper.

Someone go get me shrimp and broccoli, cheesecake and Smirnoff. I'm just going to lie facedown on the floor and groan a lot. And wait. Bah.