Weird, how much this bugs me.

The top three sarcastic responses I made in my head to Saddam Hussein's execution:

1. I haven't checked Guinness yet. Did we beat the land-speed record for execution?
2. So now will the Iraqi people be giving me my pony?
3. Great news! I've always wanted world peace!

I know he was a dictator and all, but something about the whole thing makes me cringe.

I was just asking someone at work the other day who they thought the third celebrity death would be after James Brown and Gerald Ford. Funny, you think I would have put my (not really any) money on Saddam.

A toast!

To me taking my laptop to my dad to get the Zen to work on it, requiring me to lug out the crappy desktop if I want to get anything done on the computer today!

... no, really, where's the liquor?

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

First my MP3 player wouldn't work, and then my tire went flat.

Now my toilet has just overflowed, and I don't have a plunger.

*headdesk*

Seriously, someone's fucking with me, right? Nobody could possibly have luck this bad. Right?!

*headdesks some more*