Fic: Welcome to the Zoo (Supernatural)

So I was going to do a Claire-centric fic as if that were her in my icon (except it's me when I was little with my uncle's pet raccoon), but instead I'm writing Jo fic. Yes, I KNOW.

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( Welcome to the Zoo )

Wow, that's disgusting.

Man's autistic son assaulted and harassed by the staff at a San Diego restaurant simply for trying to order. conuly, have you seen this? The first person I thought of when I read this was you.

In other news, there might not be much I like about my job, but being able to roll out of bed at one in the afternoon on my days off makes up for a LOT. :)

Am off to write fic. Was going to finish that Heroes stuff, but considering the focus of tonight's episode I figure it's probably better if I wait.

It's the way Yahoo summarized the link that made me giggle.

Because I am twelve.

How do you stop an Indonesian volcano from oozing hot mud? With giant concrete balls.

A few random things --

To get in the right frame of mind to work on my Big Bang fic, I've been listening to "Gimme Shelter" and "Mustang Sally" on a continuous loop. Clearly, I WIN. \o/.

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If anybody ever wondered where my friends list title came from, this is where.

( John Krasinski on Ellen's talk show in October, embedded but cut for space )

The dorky -- He does an Ed Grimley impersonation. Heh.

The awesome -- He says he's single (although considering how adorable he is I doubt that's still true), sticks his hand down his pants while tucking in his sweater, and talks about how much he loves watching Project Runway (hence the journal title). Obviously he is made for me and we should make the babies. *nods*

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I will write reams of porn for the first person to come over to my apartment, wash my dishes and clean out my fridge. I should probably reiterate just how apt, "It's not food anymore, it's Darwinism!" sums up the contents of my fridge at the current moment, though.

Also, I think I need to play with my layout again. Bored now.

Yeah, that makes me feel better.

This is the second night in a row my brother has gone out to the movies with the same girl.

Meanwhile I haven't had a date I've wanted to see again in years.

*headdesk*

(EDIT: I feel like I should add that the last date I had that I really genuinely wanted to see more of was the guy who moved to Utica, which really depressed me and yet I'm still a little grateful for the punchline. :))

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In slightly happier news, happy birthday to the five bajillion people on my friends list who are celebrating today! (Which I really should say more often, but I am a brainless procrastinating idiot who's easily distracted by shiny objects dangled in front of me.)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

( Quick Heroes comment )

Aw, come on!

( Heroes, with spoilers for next week's promo )

Pick me up off the floor later, 'kay?

(On The Daily Show just now, discussing the "green" Oscars and how the Governer's Ball was serving the distilled urine of the celebrities)

John Oliver: "I have some of Christian Slater's urine right here. *drinks* Mmm. Tastes like a watered-down version of Jack Nicholson's urine."

*choke-splorfles*