Oh, for fuck's sake.

I came home from overtime, took a quick nap, and slept right through the mass where my aunt and uncle were supposed to renew their vows.

*headdesk*

I think I need a new alarm clock.

Mmm, nap.

I really have to pick up a copy of the Sunday classifieds sometime tonight, if only so that I can see about getting a job where I'm not working so damn much. Obviously it's making me way too tired and God knows it would be really nice for once to have a day job where I don't have to worry about missing my favorite TV shows.

Oscars tonight! WOOT! *dorks out* I was going to spend the entire day watching movies but considering I didn't make it through The Prestige without wandering off to do something else, perhaps my attention span is not quite up to it today. (I did eat an entire box of crab legs by myself, though. Um, yay?)

I wonder why I feel like this is going to be my "Yay, baby chinchillas!" icon. Heh. (I keep trying to picture Emmett as an even bigger fatass and it's just not working. If she is pregnant, she's going to be HUGE.)

Apparently we're going to have more snow today. Oh, fabulous.

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Fic currently on my plate:

1. That crackfic threesome smut for Ugly Betty
2. My spn_j2_bigbang story.
3. My Remix story (which, okay, I still haven't picked out yet)
4. The SPN AU I thought up last night at work.
5. My original Big Bang idea.
6. Something with the title "Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board". And NOT make it porn, just for a challenge.

Also needed to be worked on -- the Books of Boggs (like always), the brothers story, and that Heroes thing I should have gotten out of the way last week and will probably work on after the Oscars.

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Foods that currently own my soul:

1. Pepsi
2. Pringles Select Cinnamon Sweet Potato Chips
3. Swedish fish
4. Smoked kielbasa
5. Fruity Pebbles

No, I really have no idea where the hell that came from.

I may get a little spammy tonight, but ... you know, Oscars. Whee!

So I've been foraging through the photos of arrivals on the red carpet.

( Comments about the dresses )

A couple more

( More comments on the Oscar dresses )

A few more random things about the Oscar red carpet:

1. Nicole Kidman's head is being eaten by a giant bow. Send help.
2. Is Eddie Murphy's date wearing a breastplate?! *boggles*
3. The hem of Lisa Ling's dress frightens me.
4. Yeah, Jennifer Hudson's jacket doesn't look any better when it's moving, either.
5. Just seeing Steve Carell on the red carpet made me squeal.
6. Oh, Anne Hathaway, that black part of your bodice does weird things to your midsection.
7. I covet Cate Blanchett's dress and want to jump Reese Witherspoon. HUMMINA.

EDIT: Oh, and also I think I really love Kate Winslet's dress, especially the color, although I'm not sure if it's because it looks good on her or because I don't think I've ever seen anyone wear that particular color to these things.

Words cannot express enough how pretty I think Helen Mirren looks tonight.

Me rambling about the Oscars ...

( Random comments )

Heh.

( More Oscar stuff )

More Oscars stuff

( *headdesk* )

And again ...

( More Oscars blathering )

Aaaaand more Oscars ...

( Oh, Kirsten. )

Here we go again ...

( No, this isn't taking forever at ALL. )