Fic: Crash And Burn And Then Some (Heroes)

Title: Crash And Burn And Then Some
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Heroes
Spoilers: "Parasite"
Warnings: None
Rating: PG

( Crash And Burn And Then Some )

Boy, it's a good thing I wasn't planning on coherent thought tonight.

Whoever said human cloning was a bad idea was never informed there's only one of these on the planet.

*wanders off in a happy daze*

BLARGH.

I turned on the TV just in time to see an ABC News report on purity balls.

*scrubs eyeballs with bleach*

The creepiest was the guy who said that if your daughter is not a virgin on her wedding day, then what are you giving away when she gets married?

Ick. I don't think my skin is going to stop crawling anytime soon.

Ack!

Wincon's already set up the hotel? I don't even have roommates yet!

(Yes, this is a thinly veiled post looking for a roommate. Preferably somebody who's going to do all the legwork for a room, since I remember how fast the rooms went last year and I'm about to leave for work and start my shift, meaning I'm either comatose or working for the next four days.)

*goes back to flailing*

*and trying to figure out how I'm going to pay for this all*

EDIT: Okay, I'm about to run out the door to work but I think we're good! :)