Well, I finally wrote SOMETHING.

I just spent the last two hours writing a detailed account of the drama that led to me moving back to Pennsylvania and fifteen minutes with my finger hovering over the keypad debating whether or not to post it.

*headdesk*

(I got it off my chest, right? No one says I have to go public in a flocked capacity with it, right?)

EDIT: Aw, hell. *saves content, deletes post*

One of these days I'll get the cojones to post that thing.

Hey, look, I wrote something else.

Sam/Jess, 200 words or so. For lyra_wing, who put the damn mental image in my head in the first place.

( Will This Be On The Test? )

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Okay, now somebody write the story where researching stuff and hanging out in libraries and just the scent of the damn books is enough to get Sam to throw Dean against a bookcase and have his naughty way with him.

Hate mornings, hate cold, want to throw heavy objccts at yowling cat.

Larry the Cable Guy before he learned cable repair. Nice khakis, Larry. I link to this mostly because I've spent the past couple of weeks at work making his new CD at work and if I have to hear one more person expound on how awesome he is, I'm going to pound someone with my tiny ineffectual fists. (Why are there more comedians I loathe beyond the telling of it right now than there are comedians that I adore? Off the top of my head I hate Carlos Mencia, Larry the Cable Guy, Sarah Silverman, and Dane Cook with the burning fire of a thousand angry suns.)

BLARGH. Why am I awake? I only slept for five hours. Granted, I've only slept for five hours at a time about twenty thousand times this weekend (well, it's my weekend), but STILL.

EDIT: Last night's Daily Show, when Jon called the history professor about what John Bolton said about Lincoln? Calls like that are why I <3 that show.

"Dude, you are the best pillow in the WORLD."

I was trying to get Elliot using Emmett as a pillow instead of the other way around, since he tends to burrow his face into her fur and grin like he's in his happy place, but ... heh. Still cute. :) (I tried putting them in different cages but they flipped out and cooed at each other from across the apartment like they were dying, so I cracked.)

EDIT: And in less adorable news, an article about how when we fall out of love with TV shows it's almost like a bad relationship. The assessments at the end of the article are pretty apt for me (particularly the Office vs. Ugly Betty one -- I mean, I watch four shows religiously on Thursday nights and they compete against one another in pairs), and I'm fairly afraid that what happened at the end of last week's Grey's may be my jump-the-shark moment even if I'm still clutching onto the show desperately to see what happens with Alex and Jane Doe. I've thought long and hard on this and if I don't like how that storyline plays out, I'm probably out.

And since the chins got an audience ...

The current lap situation:

Everybody is trying to make me hungry, damn it.

All this talk of appetizers and Polish snacky food and Chinese food and chicken wings and ...

*stomach growls*

I am very small, I tell you! Only so much food fits into me!

And before I forget, this is me saving my mom's recipe for pizza dip: A bag of monterey jack cheese, a package of cream cheese, a can of chili without beans. Mix, nuke, eat with nachos. The end. :)

I need to go eat pierogies and kielbasa now. MMMMMM.

BWAHAHAHA!

( A quick note on tonight's Ugly Betty )

Well, let's see.

( Ugly Betty )

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( Supernatural )