Yes, I know I need to vacuum

That's the cat, and that is his toy cow. You'll notice he's torn off one of its legs and ripped up its face playing with it too rough and that it really needs to be washed. But considering the extent to which he's destroyed it I might just be better off getting him a new toy.

Yeah, that'll go over like gangbusters. *sigh*

Okay, fine. FINE.

I'm giving So You Think You Can Dance a chance.

*guzzles vodka*

Some of you people OWE ME.

(Okay, yeah, I imagine this gets better as we go on like most of these shows do once they weed out the badness, but JESUS TAPDANCING CHRISTMAS.)

EDIT: So the guy with the pretty classic black Corvette has pulled it back out of the garage again and is loudly revving the engine, and Otis is fucking fascinated. He likes sitting in the windows and watching big trucks and stuff, so now he's sitting there all, "Whee!"