Oh, yeah. That wasn't embarrassing at all.

On the plus side, I got to ride the roller coaster I was dying to ride last year, and YES. YESYESYES. Oh, man, I could have stayed on that thing for the rest of the day. Wheeeee!

The minus side came when after we rode one more roller coaster I got seriously sick. Like, I threw up four times in the next three restrooms we passed. By the time I finally cracked and went up to the first aid office to lie down, the guy signing me in and I preceded to have this conversation:

First Aid Guy: "So, have you thrown up today yet?"
Me: "Yup, four times."
First Aid Guy: "Four times?! And you're only just coming in now?"
Me: "Well, I didn't want to ruin anybody else's good time."
First Aid Guy: "So you walked around the park for an hour and a half puking your guts out?"
Me: "Um ... yes?"

Really, the only person whose good time I might have ruined was my brother's, and since the first aid office was right next to an arcade ... yeah, he was perfectly content and I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

Boy, am I really lucky that I took a vacation day today.

Because apparently that motion sickness from the roller coasters wasn't motion sickness.

And no, before anybody makes the usual crack to the admitted virgin, I'm not knocked up. For crying out loud. Just because a woman's throwing up doesn't mean she might be pregnant, and quite frankly it's usually rude to say as much. It's like assuming that a woman's got PMS because she's yelling at you. No, sometimes it's not her fault -- you're just being a dicksmack.

... yeah, okay, so maybe I'm in a really bad mood today, too.

I'm guessing a stomach flu or something, because it kinda feels a lot like that. I'm not all running-into-the-bathroom-to-hurl like I was yesterday, but I have a really annoying headache and I'm dog-tired and even though I ate a grilled cheese sandwich earlier I have that feeling like if I try to eat anything else right now it's going to come right back up. Which sucks, because I really want to work on my Sweet Charity fics and get them out of the way today and instead all I want to do is sleep until work tomorrow night.

*groans*