Okay, so, yeah.

After organizing all my damn novel files, I now have twenty-seven documents in my Works in Progress file.

Twenty-seven novels to write.

Um.

*flails*

(Granted, ten of those are the Books of Boggs and, okay, The Monsters of Moosic is done. But STILL.)

Oh, and that was with four busy work days and hardly any time to write down whichever ideas I could brainstorm. If I'd had more time I'd be practically swimming in novel ideas. Well, if there's one thing I'm good at it's coming up with ideas. *beams*

Awesome!

The BBC Pride and Prejudice is starting on the Biography Channel in ten minutes!

*bounds off to shower before it starts*

I do not think that means what you think it means.

Man sues flower company, saying it ruined his marriage by revealing affair

Before I clicked on that link, I though, "Oh, great, another 'What a moron' story." But now I kind of want to smack the soon-to-be-ex-wife.

The wife moves out and files for divorce. After that, the husband starts dating a woman and sends her flowers. A few months later, he and the wife reconcile and she moves back in. Then 1-800-Flowers sends her a thank-you note. When she doesn't know what for, they send her a copy of the note that went with the flowers, and she gets pissed and files for divorce again, this time asking for more money for infidelity.

I'm sorry, WHAT?! You were filing for divorce from the man.

*headdesk*

*plays with hair for a while*

... oh, man, I have Meg Ryan's hair from twelve years ago.

*headsmack*

(I've now reached the point in growing my hair back when I really have no vaguely attractive choice in hairstyle other than a Sally shag. Which sucks, now that I've seen Shear Genius and know what a snot Sally Herschberger is.)

HA!

Tonight at the movie theater while waiting for the movie to start ...

Me: Oh, hey, did you hear that Wal-Mart's going to start selling Biblical action figures?
Bryan: Really? That's awesome.
Me: Yeah, I think there's going to be a Jesus one.
Bryan: And that's exactly what he'd be, too, an action figure. Not a doll.
Me: Yeah, but an action figure actually DOES something. Jesus isn't a doing-something kind of guy in the action-figure sense.
Bryan: Sure he is. Stand him up on a table, knock him over, stand him back up again. "Look, he rose from the dead!"
Me: *chokes on my soda*