This may be one of my favorite commercials ever.

Seriously, I cannot stop laughing.

I promise not to say anything shmoopy about the way this commercial reminds me of my friends list. *snuggles you all*

( Also, here's the Pet Smart bulldog commercial, 'cause it's adorable and therefore always welcome. )

One of you needs to come over to my apartment and make me dinner. I'd like steak, please.

-- I've decided to blame janissa11 for the fact that first I watched a Deadliest Catch marathon and because of that I've been sitting here for three hours watching an Ice Road Truckers marathon. I don't even know why I'm watching. I mean, it's awesome and I think Hugh and Alex are extremely cool and badass but it makes me so cold. *shivers*

-- All this talk about school starting up again makes me want to go out and spend ridiculous amounts of money on school supplies and new clothes and shoes and whatnot. Maybe even a cheap plastic Dora the Explorer backpack or something. The shopping used to be my favorite part of school starting again. I wish I could afford to still do it every year like I always kind of wanted to back then.

-- Poking at the guts of the laptop is making me want to try building my own computer. I know I'd have the patience for it, but thankfully the lack of spare cash is keeping from doing anything too silly.

-- Speaking of my computers or lack thereof, I said something to my brother the other day that was like, "Oh, well, maybe I'll get one for my birthday," and he made the sort of awkward answer that made me go, "Uh, Mom and Dad aren't actually buying me one, are they?" He said no, but he's a lousy liar, and yet I still can't tell. *whimpers* God knows I would appreciate a new computer, but at this point I think I kind of need money more. And I don't even know if I want anything for my birthday this year other than to be left alone to stay home and drink that night. (That's not really as depressing as it sounds! I just want to sit back with a six-pack of Smirnoff, my MP3 player, and some good old-fashioned gay incest porn. It's MY birthday, damn it.)

-- howwedoit = Go join, you. *pokes you all*

-- Dear Livejournal ... give me the comments or the bunny gets it.

-- Also, I now have to sit down and write Compaq a bitchy letter. *sigh*

Dear Yahoo News ...

... "Dean pounds Caribbean"? You're just trying to make me think bad thoughts like, "What kind of a nickname for Sam is 'Caribbean'?", aren't you?

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: "Hurricane 'bigger than Texas'"? That's not helping, either, you know.

I'm trying to be very serious about the whole thing, I swear.