Woohoo!

I got let out of work early!

\o/

Which, okay, I should probably be a little upset because I could use the money, and yet I'd rather just sit back with Pepsi and Cheetos and have fun with Yuletide Madness. I want to write! This should be encouraged. Oh, yes. *nods solemnly*

(Also, I think I have a title for the new novel. Also, I have new pants. Also, I kick ass today, and there's only three and a half hours in today so far. SCORE.)

Because Christmas can't get any lamer ...

I skipped out on watching the ATWT Christmas special because it's already painful enough to watch these days without Victorian costumes, but:

LUCIANO.

*spontaneously orgasms*

I'm sorry, but Noah should call him that all the fucking time.

Speaking of things that are lame, Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. I'm suddenly thinking that he doesn't have to win the lawsuit to discredit the book. He's been steadily making himself too lame to be worthy of having that list of facts about him ever since he found out about it.