Today's bad behavior

They let us out of work this morning at one-thirty, so Jess and I went to Wal-Mart. While we were there, we wandered into the book section and spotted Ann Coulter's latest book.

I turned the front one around and then hid them all behind a couple of copies of the latest book by the Dog Whisperer.

I could say something catty about how that's apt considering he's possibly the only one who could have a coherent (albeit quiet) conversation with her, but I'll behave. Just this one time. :)

ATWT reaction

Can I keep Noah? I mean, like, professionally? Where I get paid to stay home and bake him cookies and give him lots of hugs and let him watch all of my porn for Luke-sexin' tips?

I LOVE HIM SO. OH. OH, BABY.

*squishes him*