When did I start rooting for the mom?

The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet."

Ha! Awesome.

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We got sent home early again from work last night, so I'm currently on the phone with unemployment. This man sounds like the most bored man on the planet. He'd make a great DMV employee.

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EDIT: Also, I'm so doing this. I have no idea how to write a comic book, but I'm not averse to trying. :)

Okay, now you're just trying too hard.

I finally summoned enough energy to clean my apartment, and because the hose for the vacuum was bugging me, I left it on the floor of the office until I got done vacuuming the kitchen.

Cut to ten minutes later when I came back into the office ...