OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

THE CAFE AT THE GAS STATION WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE HAS FREE WI-FI.

HI. HI HI HI.

(Ooo, it's nicer than I thought in here, too. OMIGOD I'M NEVER LEAVING. \O/)

EDIT: Okay, this is starting to feel a little awkward because I've been only one of two customers in the past hour. Oh, man, there'd better be a lunch rush. Nooooo! I don't want to find a place where I can write, eat, and listen to music that's not my apartment and that I don't have to drive to and then have it end up getting closed because no one comes here. :(

And now for the new slogan:

GOP 2008: The Change You Deserve

I suppose pointing out that voting for a Republican this year ISN'T change would just be silly, right?

That's not really a motto, though, so much as what you'll be getting in your paycheck the next few years if they have anything to do with it.

Random stuff ...

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a black garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of Britain's first Jedi church has been given a suspended sentence. -- *chokesplorfles*

I want to get rich and famous if only so I can have a bookcase door built into my house.

Urgh. I really wish I could just download the rest of my novel and what was going to be my Bigbang from my brain rather than typing it out. Blech.

HA!

The last line of the TWoP recap of last week's Top Chef episode:

Just once, I'd love to hear a losing contestant say, "Well, that's it, I lost, and now I'll never cook again. I think I'll become a mortician."

*giggles*

Oh, BOYS.

MMMMMMMNGH. I just want to smish them together bunches and bunches.