Well, that's the end of THAT storyline.

Which is a good thing, too, because the whole beard thing was just ... meh. And I love everybody involved with the exception of Axel who, seriously, doesn't he have friends? Or did those homophobic Neanderthals he hung out with before have something better to do for the past week or so?

In other news, why the hell does this story get to be featured on Yahoo's front page? Ooo, somebody stole a statue from Nay Aug Park decades ago! Maybe. Isn't there a more interesting patriotic story they could be telling today? Sheesh.

Also, Jesse Helms is dead. Meh.

You know what I want to hear about right now?

I want to hear about women.

Not fictional women. I want you to tell me about famous women throughout history who kicked fucking ass that you think are awesome.

EDIT: Ooo, ooo! You know who I like? Alice Roosevelt. She didn't take shit from anyone.