Mar. 21st, 2009

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SCI FI Channel president Dave Howe answers questions about the name change, remains a smug out-of-touch moron while doing so.

Things I find amusing (mostly in a morbid sort of way) about this article:

1. They're keeping the SCI FI name in Poland, but changing it to Syfy everywhere else. Because, of course, their core audience are definitely not the sort of people who are most likely to find out what "syfy" means on the internet and mock accordingly even outside of Poland.

2. This question:

You say you want your brand to be more female-friendly, but I'm a woman and I like the old name. Don't I count?

Howe: You absolutely count, and we appreciate that you're watching our shows. And we're not saying that no women watch the network. In fact, almost half of our audience is women, thanks to shows such as Ghost Hunters that attract more women than men. But overall, our channel and the sci-fi genre in general tend to skew more male than female, and we want to ensure we remain gender-balanced and continue to bring in new female viewers, who often say they don't like traditional sci-fi.


Dear Dave Howe, MEET MORE WOMEN.

3. His answer to a question about ECW wrestling, "ECW has successfully brought new younger viewers to our channel. We have no plans to increase the amount of wrestling on the channel."

You'll notice he says nothing about decreasing the amount. And hell, American Idol and Hannah Montana could bring in a lot of younger viewers, too, but guess what? They're not sci-fi either. (That's not saying I don't think wrestling's a valid form of entertainment. *I* don't like it, but to each their own. But ... you know, somewhere else?)

4. He's asked if they did any research about the name and among the other moronic "marketing bullshit" quotes from focus group members he quotes is this gem: "SCI FI sounds very generic, sounds basic. Syfy sounds cool, cutting edge, ... the cool thing you want to be associated with."

I want to find this person and roundhouse kick them in the face.

I know I'm short. I'll find a stool.
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... and they hire Robert Pattinson to stand in the corner of her room and be creepy until she moves out of her parents' house.

Yes, I've been watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition episodes. Again. It gives me something to watch while I finish the messenger bag I'm sewing.

If I see one more pink princess room I'm going to projectile vomit. And it'll probably be pink with sparkles. (There is something very wrong with someone whose username used to have the word "princess" in it and yet mocks pink princess bedrooms for little girls. It's a bit like me making blonde jokes even though I haven't been one since I was sixteen.)
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... Imma get me this. *grabbyhands*

Of course, that would require me to sit my ass down and write, wouldn't it? Le sigh.

I don't know ... I've just spent the last few days in a total funk. I have a headache, I'm tired. I swear I'm still wallowing in post-layoff depression, which we all know I enjoy so very fucking much. I am bored out of my MIND, you guys. I swore I'd give myself a week away from GPW before I even looked at it, so I'm planning to start going to Panera or whatever to sit my butt down and edit the CRAP out of it. But that's about it when it comes to recent plans. I have NOTHING coming up.

I suppoe I should be job hunting but ... eh. The last thing I need right now is disappointment and frustration, so I'm avoiding the joy of looking for a new job.

And God, don't even ask me about fan fiction. Urgh.

You know what I've accomplished in the past week? I saw Knowing, got the hole in my one cavity filled, finished the messenger bag I was making (with the exception of the Velcro closures, which I stupidly got with sticky backs and now they won't stay on and are too thick to sew on), and bought the chinchillas a new cage to replace the one they've been in and should have moved out of sooner. Aaaaand that's it. I feel like I have nothing to do and it doesn't matter to anyone if I do anything or not anyway and it's really pissing me off and bringing me down at the same time and FUCK, this is a depressing line of conversation, so here is a video of two baby bunnies watching you while they eat:

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I just wrote seven hundred words of ... something. Don't know what yet, but it's better than nothing.

I didn't even notice what time it is the last couple of hours. I was too busy focusing on writing ... whatever the hell that is that I just wrote. So that's a nice change.

I do know what it is I'm writing. I do. I just ... don't know what I'm writing. Does that even make sense? It's the Bigbang idea I'm turning into an original novel, but I have a concept and no plot. So I'm just playing with it right now. Hey, as long as it's working.

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