The Earth revolves around a steaming ball of gas. Just not that one.

Only Donald Trump could make the release of Obama's long-form birth certificate All About Him and then be shocked -- SHOCKED I TELL YOU -- when he's the main focus of the Correspondents' Dinner only a week later.

Also, if I hear any supporter of that racist bag of wind and hair say that he'd make a good president because he's made a ton of money to my face rather than in random internet comments, I'll shoot back, "And he only had to file for bankruptcy four times!" so fast I'll beat a landspeed record.

... oh, boy, I cannot WAIT for next year's election. *sigh*

OMG.

Osama bin Laden is reportedly dead and the U.S. has his body.

To warp a popular Tina-Fey-as-Palin-spawned phrase, I can hear Dubya yelling, "Motherfucker," from my house.

This is what just popped into my head.

Dear Trump, Bush, Cheney, Bachmann, Palin, etc.:

Sincerely,

Obama

P.S. Sorry about that election next year.