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I WANT TO STOP HAVING MIGRAINES OMG.
Jan. 3rd, 2012 07:56 pm... anyway.
I have a question for somebody infinitely smarter when it comes to filing taxes than I am. (Which, er, may possibly be all of you. I'm a wham-bam-slap-in-my-W-2s-thank-you-ma'am sort of girl.)
So I have to figure in my Amazon royalties. At least I think I do. I was going over the community posts on Amazon and looking to see if some other hopeless newbie had already posted asking for help with the tax-filing stuff, and evidently Amazon sends you a 1099-MISC sometime in February (!!!), BUT someone said something like the first $3600 is exempt or whatever, and I took in less than that, SO.
Anybody got a better idea of what the hell I'm supposed to do with this crap? I'm already starting to twitch thinking about how to handle my school deductions and whatnot as it is.
*headdesk*
*
In other news, I'd really better finish The Monsters of Moosic before I start school, or else I'm going to blow a synapse. *sigh*
Also, the Iowa GOP caucus bullshit is tonight. I've been reading posts about Bachmann and Santorum supporters on Buzzfeed and it turns out my gag reflex still works. I kinda want to grab every Santorum supporter and yell, "WHAT THE HOPSCOTCHING CHRIST IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WE DIDN'T VOTE HIM OUT BECAUSE HE'S A GREAT LEADER WHO SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS! WE VOTED HIM OUT BECAUSE HE'S A MISERABLE ATTENTION JUNKIE WHO DOESN'T CARE HOW STUPID HE MAKES HIS CONSTITUENTS LOOK! AND ALSO LUBE AND FECAL MATTER!"
I'm not going to lie. If by some miracle he won the nomination, and then won the presidency, I would start selling, "President Lube-And-Fecal-Matter" bumper stickers on Cafepress and retire to Bermuda on the profits. But not before plastering seventeen of those fuckers all over the rear bumper of my car.
I have a question for somebody infinitely smarter when it comes to filing taxes than I am. (Which, er, may possibly be all of you. I'm a wham-bam-slap-in-my-W-2s-thank-you-ma'am sort of girl.)
So I have to figure in my Amazon royalties. At least I think I do. I was going over the community posts on Amazon and looking to see if some other hopeless newbie had already posted asking for help with the tax-filing stuff, and evidently Amazon sends you a 1099-MISC sometime in February (!!!), BUT someone said something like the first $3600 is exempt or whatever, and I took in less than that, SO.
Anybody got a better idea of what the hell I'm supposed to do with this crap? I'm already starting to twitch thinking about how to handle my school deductions and whatnot as it is.
*headdesk*
*
In other news, I'd really better finish The Monsters of Moosic before I start school, or else I'm going to blow a synapse. *sigh*
Also, the Iowa GOP caucus bullshit is tonight. I've been reading posts about Bachmann and Santorum supporters on Buzzfeed and it turns out my gag reflex still works. I kinda want to grab every Santorum supporter and yell, "WHAT THE HOPSCOTCHING CHRIST IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WE DIDN'T VOTE HIM OUT BECAUSE HE'S A GREAT LEADER WHO SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS! WE VOTED HIM OUT BECAUSE HE'S A MISERABLE ATTENTION JUNKIE WHO DOESN'T CARE HOW STUPID HE MAKES HIS CONSTITUENTS LOOK! AND ALSO LUBE AND FECAL MATTER!"
I'm not going to lie. If by some miracle he won the nomination, and then won the presidency, I would start selling, "President Lube-And-Fecal-Matter" bumper stickers on Cafepress and retire to Bermuda on the profits. But not before plastering seventeen of those fuckers all over the rear bumper of my car.
