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[apocalypsos]

CONGRATULATIONS!! You are a true, 100% Fat Girl
and, just like Camryn Manheim, you should be
proud of who you are and all you do. As a
reward, go to a local all-you-can-eat buffet
and celebrate until you eat yourself into a
size larger pants.


How Much Of A Fat Girl Are You?
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I find this extraordinarily funny, considering that I answered the questions as truthfully as possible, am 5'2" and weigh 120 lbs., and still managed to get this result.

*sigh* Sick of being broke. Have absolutely no problem with being fat. Will now be auctioning off my metabolism to the highest bidder. Do I hear a ten? ;)

Comments

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you metabolisms any day of the week, hon. Hell, I'll gladly donate unused, er, well, I'll call it what it is...flab...to the cause of fattenin' you up a bit. How much you want?

[tree220.livejournal.com]

NO NO!!!!

Take mine!!!! My fat is closer to PA!!!! Besides her fat is from Kansas and as I've said before, nothing good comes out of Kansas.

And another thing, her fat isn't taking you to my company Christmas party . . .

0:)

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

But see, my fat, being from Kansas, is a more wholesome fat. It would counteract all the warping and corrupting you NOVA folk have done to the poor girl.

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[tree220.livejournal.com]

maybe so but my fat is going to corrupt her at the Christmas party . . .

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

My fat'll help her plan kidnapping tactics to sneak James Marsters home from DragonCon...

[tree220.livejournal.com]

uh huh . . .

well my fat will be waiting in the shadows for when you two (abbott and costello) screw up. I figure I'll wait for him to fall to the floor, laughing uncontrollably and then swoop in and grab him. of course I may hold him here in NOVA as added incentive for TP to move here . . .

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Ha! But I'm bringing reinforcements with me. That aren't accident prone! Well, one of them isn't. And Vic would only ask for her fare share of James. Not greedy at all.

[tree220.livejournal.com]

uh huh . . . don't forget I have the spider, the nag and pammie to help me get him back to NOVA.

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you've never met my accomplices, the more dangerous of the two being a member of species canadaious pissedoff-ous. You think our jobs suck? Try being an underpaid canadian legal secretary who still lives at home and has to beg and barter and plead to get time off for jack squat. I've seen her in action, and I'd pit Vic against the spider anyday. She may be small, but man, she's fierce. Sometimes, I'm even frightened.

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[tree220.livejournal.com]

uh huh . . .

*thinks AW has forgotten who the spider is*
*reminds her that this is the spider that terrifies generals*

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Eh, generals, schmenerals.

[tree220.livejournal.com]

tsk tsk tsk

*thinks AW has forgotten who will be getting the press credentials that will allow people to actually get close to spikey.*