apocalypsos | I'm catching up with the "Britain's Got Talent' semi-finalists.

Mostly because I skipped the past few weeks because I had Susan Boyle burnout. Anyway, here's the ones that are killing me:

This is Callum Francis. He is MADE OF RAINBOWS AND SMILES. Although I will give Simon credit because, yeah, the song's cliched, he's right. But I don't care because this kid is SO damn adorable.

This is Sue Son. Apparently she auditioned earlier with a friend, but the judges didn't like them together and suggested she audition alone. I love string music anyway, so I totally adored this, although I do feel bad for the best friend she was playing with.

This is Jamie Pugh. I WANT TO HUG HIM. He looks so nervous! But he's GOOD. He's got a lovely voice.

This is Stavros Flatley. I could not stop laughing through that entire clip.

This is Flawless. They're an awesome group of street dancers.

This is Natalie Okri. She makes my ovaries cry, she's so goddamn adorable. I wish this one had the judges' reactions, because she gets four yes votes and by the time they get to Simon she's practically vibrating she's so giddy. :)

This is Julia Naidenko. She's a really good belly dancer. That's Simon Cowell. He's a perv. Heh.

This is Harmony. They're two teenage girls I actually LIKE. And they're performing "What Is This Feeling"!

This is Fred Bowers. He's a 73-year-old breakdancer. Speaking of people I want to hug ...

This is Fabia Cerra. She's awesome. Simon's still a perv. NSFW, for the record.

This is Brit Chix. I fully support any amazing all-girl garage band making it through.

These are the Barrow Boys. I have no idea how boring it is to be a farmer, but the answer apparently is, "A lot." HEE.

I kept out a few that have been around before and that I didn't particularly like, so ... there you go, something to kill a little while on a Sunday afternoon. :D