Jesus wept, left the gun, and took the cannoli.

[apocalypsos]

I'm watching I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant again.

Yes, I KNOW, and for the record my imaginary miracle pocket messiah baby's name is Sally, even if it's a boy, I don't care.

Actually, now that I think about it, Salvatore would be really cool with my Italian last name.

Be prepared, ladies and gents. The next coming of Christ -- now with a name like a mob hitman!

Comments

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

I have a couple of third cousins and great-uncles named Sal. Perhaps unsurprisingly, at least one of them is a bouncer.

Ah, Italian families.

[larcley.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that show makes me so paranoid. I'm always like, "I'm safe. I'm a virgin on birth control!" until I see it.

You should totally name your Jesus!Baby Salvatore. It totally sounds like "salvation". The American religious people would be totally hot on that.

(I am not Italian. Nor do I speak it. But google says that Salvatore means savior. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I had a nightmare involving this. My imaginary baby is named "Britney Celeste"

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

I think you need an icon that says, "Sal: my imaginary Messiah-baby, is here for your soul."

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

My cousin and his wife just had a second baby. His last name is quite Italian, and I swear to Gods they were considering “Carmine”. There really aren't a lot of career paths open to you when your name is Carmine Italiano. It's OK though, he wound up with Alex.