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-- AWWWW. Jeez, show, I know you've got to flash back to the rest of the season but the crying.

-- That said, I've gotten so used to Branden being a kicked puppy I forgot he has actually won a challenge before. Heh.

-- BWAHAHAHA, they're all, "Yeah, we're not even going to waste energy trying to figure that one out."

-- Aw, Branden, you're not going to win, but you're a sweet little douche.

-- Damn, that is a hot photo of Sandhurst. He's so goddamn gorgeous.

-- I'm sorry, I was distracted for a moment by Jonathan's hipbones. Good holy Lord, you guys.

-- I'm so happy Branden's doing well. I know he won't win, and I honestly want Jonathan to win because God knows he can use the cash, but Branden's showing why he's here and I'm happy for him.

-- OOOO. That's one hell of a go-see.

-- Huh. Her design director is so TEENY.

-- Is it wrong that I'm a little thrilled that Branden did well at the cover test and the other two were weaker?

-- Okay, seriously, the design director comes up to their waists. It's hilarious.

-- Look at them run for the door! BWAHAHAHAHA!

-- Aw, look at Branden with his mommy. Awwwww, listen to him talk about wanting to be a daddy!

-- ... okay, excuse me, looking at Jonathan and his baby makes my ovaries need a moment.

-- I love the design in Sandhurst's sister's hair. It's very pretty.

-- Oh, jeez, he put on his suit for his mommy! *dies*

-- I love how everybody's passing around Jonathan's baby.

-- That's my boy. All bouncy that he's in a gallery! Bless.

-- Heh. Perou's such a douche.

-- Sandhurst's sister is lovely. And so is Jonathan's wife.

-- AWWWW, Jonathan showing the baby his photos. *dies*

-- That boy and his mommy, I swear to God.

-- No, seriously, I would pay to see a show about Sandhurst, Colin, and Branden trying to be models in NY.

-- That first set of runway clothes was fucking hilarious.

-- I'm clearly biased, but I thought Branden did an awesome job tonight.

-- Matthew Rolston! I remember him from Shear Genius! Oh, that's so sad that's how I know him.

-- Okay, the judges need to stop giving me hope that Branden has a chance. Seriously. Because he's not going to win, damn it, and it's making me think he might and I already accepted that he wouldn't.

-- AWWWWWWWWWW THESE THREE BOYS. *smishes them*

-- Oh, holy crap! I thought Jonathan was going to win!

-- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. *FLAPPYHANDS*

Date: 2009-06-04 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
zomg [flails] I haven't been so invested in the finale of a show in, like, Ever.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I also love Sandhurst's sister's hair.

... and I would also pay to see that show, damn it.

Date: 2009-06-04 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quicksylver-btg.livejournal.com
For all the great moments in this show, seriously the MTF win was when Branden got squishy at judging, Sandhurst gave Jonathan the nod, and then the boys go and talk Branden down. Where the F*** are these kinds of guys in the real world?

Date: 2009-06-04 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
... I may have gone a little OT3 at that point.

Date: 2009-06-04 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quicksylver-btg.livejournal.com
What's that sound? Is that the pitter patter of plot bunny feet?:)

Date: 2009-06-04 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
Jumping in from friendsfriends to say that that was the sweetest moment ever. Seriously, has there been a cuter moment in reality show history? I do not think so.

Date: 2009-06-04 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
Okay - HOLY SHIT BRANDEN

Date: 2009-06-04 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
HOLY SHIT.

OMG OMG OMG.

*FLAPPYHANDS*

Date: 2009-06-04 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I seriously ... holy fuck, I did NOT see that coming.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Date: 2009-06-04 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
Me neither and holy CRAP. [is still doing the muppet flail]

Date: 2009-06-04 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I'm watching the finale again.

I never watch the finale again. It's so rare they give me the underdog I want to win.

I HAVE TO WATCH THAT AGAIN. \O/

Date: 2009-06-04 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
I'm sinking to the opposite extreme to watch Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips eat bugs.

Eeeee. Branden.

Date: 2009-06-04 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Heh. Yeah, I have to catch up on the bits I missed the first two episodes, and I skipped tonight's episode for the most part so that I could watch SYTYCD.

Branden. Holy fuck, show. *bounces*

Date: 2009-06-04 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
Oh my god.

Heidi and Spencer have so totally made my evening. Watching the rest of the cast divvy up their stuff is just killing me.

Oh god. He really is twice the douchebag I'd thought just from the occasional things I'd heard. At lesat twice. Possibly three times.

I'm... boggled.

Date: 2009-06-04 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Oh, and if you'd like to buy that bottle of crap Heidi kept obnoxiously spraying herself with, it's part of her new line of dry shampoo ... *eyeroll*

I hope they both get eaten by fire ants.

Date: 2009-06-04 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
He keeps going on about how amazingly rock star famous he is - this is the first I've heard of him. In fact, I've heard of everyone else on that show EXCEPT him and his whiny wife.

I mean, I'd heard 'Spencer and Heidi are drama whores' and 'Spencer is a douchebag' - but I had no clue who the hell they were.

Date: 2009-06-04 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingacademy.livejournal.com
I'm on the night shift this week so I wasn't able to watch the finale until 2 a.m., and it was killing me not to read your reaction, but I'm glad I didn't because I totally did not see that coming. HOLY SHIT. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Also, season 2 male finalists PWN season 1 male finalists completely.

Date: 2009-06-04 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I was so THRILLED. I mean, okay, I love Sandhurst and Jonathan, I do, but Branden was the one who literally fulfilled the title of the show. Jonathan was consistent for a reason -- that guy did not need this show like someone like Branden did. God love him, he's one of my favorites, but that boy needed no help. Sandhurst wasn't really all that far off either.

But Branden ... that boy who swaggered in all cocky and SUCH an eighteen-year-old in the beginning, they polished that kid up and shot him out the back end of the show in a $1200 suit with the training he needed to be a model. Good for him. \o/

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