I need to stop agreeing with Janice.

[apocalypsos]

Also, what the hell is Myleene wearing? Good Lord, somewhere between those shoes and that dress ... no.

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[fox1013.livejournal.com]

SHE JUST WANTS TO DO WHAT GOD WANTS HER TO DO, OKAY?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

GOD MUST REALLY WANT HER TO USE THAT DRY SHAMPOO, THEN, HUH?

(aw, frangela. *pouts*)

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

SHE'S WANTED TO BE A MISSIONARY SINCE SHE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD! A MISSIONARY WITH GOOD HAIR PRODUCTS!!!!!


(i am so sad they're gone but i don't think i could handle all of those lunatics n my own either.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

DEMONS WERE COMING OUT OF HER. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A SET-UP FOR A JOKE ABOUT SEX WITH SPENCER.

(me neither. hell, the only sane ones left are patti, ldp, and sanjaya. sanjaya, ffs.)

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD ARE YOU WATCHING THIS THEY ARE SPEAKING IN TONGUES

(seriously. daniel baldwin is one of the sanest people, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'VE JUST BEEN ALL :O :O :O FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT NOW. WTF SERIOUSLY. JESUS NEEDS BETTER GROUPIES, DUDE.

(i think it takes this sort of company to make daniel normal. mm-hmm.)

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I wish I still had the capacity to be ashamed of how much I'm loving all of this.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

... I'm starting to develop a crush on Sanjaya. *hangs head* (he kissed a frog!)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

OMG I WANT TO KEEP SANJAYA.

He's making furniture! And bracelets! And ink!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

DUDE I KNOW! IL HIM!

Also, wow, I had heard about Heidi getting seriously ill, but hadn't heard it was because she was TOO STUPID TO EAT OR DRINK. For some reason this delights me.

I can't believe Speidi are quitting AGAIN :DDDDD

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HE SHOULD BE ON ACTUAL SURVIVOR. FOR REAL, YO.

And seriously, not eating or drinking? She's, like, ninety pounds and in the fucking JUNGLE. That's not a sign from God, that's Heidi being a jackass.

It's really freaking annoying that I'm like, "This is a perfectly acceptable reason to leave a reality show," about Speidi, who'll leave the jungle for far stupider things multiple times before breakfast.

"Maybe it's the devil coming out of her. *evil smile*" MARRY ME SANJAYA. (omg where did that come from? *blushes*)

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I would fucking LOVE to see him on Survivor. He'd be like Ozzy, if Ozzy hadn't been in foursome porn.

I am pretty sure that most of these people wouldn't even survive on Big Brother.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sanjaya obviously started out on the wrong reality show. He would have freaking won Survivor in a WALK.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

MAYBE IT'S THE DEVIL COMING OUT OF HER

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

SANJAYA'S SMILE AFTER THAT. ILU BB.